| EIN GEDDI! WILD TYME! |
[Sep. 24th, 2005|03:50 pm] |
i came back from wales yesterday! it was so fun we measured snails, SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! i called mr visser BAD BOY BRAD! LOL
but i wont write down what happeend yesterday coz id end up having a fit! all there is to say that my new name for mr visser is MR PISSER/ CUNTY! he really annoys me! i foned up my dad and i said "mr visser cant be bothered to talkk to you" and then mr visser started throwing a fit! AHAHHAHAHA MY DAD HATES MR VISSER! omg wales i miss you, i wanna go to cardiff university now, too bad i have to take a gap year, but thats ok a gap year of pissing abouT! I HAVE A NEW CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i think i wont fancy him any more after like a few daqys. and also i love jenny falsh! she stuck up for me which was very VERY VER much appriciated! and KIM IS THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! on the day before we were going fariha smoked and it was so funny! i think shes addicted! LOL and she chucked my last full cigarette away and i ran after it shouting "RATIONS" ahahahhahahahahahhahahha
i asked this welsh man for a fag and he gave me his whole packet! I LOVE WELSH PEOPLE! also we went into the woods on our first dday and i was SHIT SCARED! scott went up to a tree and knocked on iit and turned around 3 times and said "KNOCK ON WOOD" and i thought a devil will come out coz im gay like that! the other times we went into the woods it wasnt as fun! and also there was an ANGRY FARMERS LAND!!!!!!! ahahhhahahahahahhahahhahhaha. and also everyone tried to kill the tigger that sqeeked that craig got me! IT WAS SO ANNOYING! i slept with it every night but now that im home theres no need for it. im gonna stop sleeping with it altogether! I SLEEP WITH THREE STUFFED FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT A GEEK! the teacher there was called JEN, I LOVE YOU JEN!!!! and we went on the rocky shore and looked for farran grass, it was a WILD TYME! ( only people who went to biology will get that) and r visser ( bad boy bradley) told me off coz i kept on callling john a FAT SHIT!!!! aw it was all fun tymes! also I FUCKING HATE MANDIP! THE RETARD SUCKING GELS HIS HAIRR! and if you werent on tyhe trip id like to say i HATE RACHEL CALLAGHAM, SHES A FUCKING WHORE AND ALSO JACK WANKRIGHT! |
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| EXAM RESULTS |
[Aug. 18th, 2005|08:34 pm] |
OMG EXAM RESULTS OUT TODAY! THATS SO SCAREY, I SOOOO DONT WANNA GET MINE, I HOPE I GET A B IN CHEMISTRY!!!! ME AND FARIHA ARE GONNA FIND OUT OUR EXAM RESULTS IN SUCH A FUNNY WAY! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, WITH FAMILLY GATHERED AROUND, CHOCKING YOU!. BUT AT LEAST SHE HAS HER SISTER AS WELL WITH HER, IM ON MY LONESOME!
TALKING ABOUT FAMILY, im staying with my cousin called Saba and she is so nice, we went to see a film and it was really good, her children are cute!, even though Zaras mean sometimes! |
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| THUNDER STORM |
[Aug. 15th, 2005|06:40 pm] |
i just well, lastnight i came home from atlantic city!
it was well good, we went to the rainforest cafe. it was really cool coz it was in like a rainforest (not a real on) but it was like one and there were life like animals and they moved, and we got flashing cups, it was fun and then...... Hannah (my cousin) WHOES BIrthday it was, was bought a cake and when they bought it they all went VOLCANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they sang happy birthday to her and it was cool! my dads coming in like a week! oh anyways there is this girl who came too, shes Hannahs friend and she is so annoying shes called JAE STEPHANI!!!!! TYPICAL ANNOYING AMERICAN! anyho! we went to the beach and the waves were SO BIG! we had to hold on to one another tighjt and when the waves went back in we were nearly being dragged into the sea!we also saw this miss hawai contest and i thought that the girls were pretty but they look much better on screen! we then went to the amusement park bit of the beach called STEEL PEER! and the rides were well good we went( me and my sis) on a ride called crazy mouse and DISKO twice which i was only a little bit scared on! we then came home and LAST NIGHT OH MY GOD! seriosuly it was THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! so much!!! and then teh lights went out! IT WAS A BLACKOUT! and then there was this one lightning where everything was literally METALLIC GREEN! spooky!!!!!! seriously it was scarey, i was in bed with my mum and my grandma! ok today i went shopping,,,,,,,,,, AGAIN! i had a doughnut and it was nice!!!
HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY HANNAH! |
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| BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOUR! |
[Aug. 6th, 2005|02:07 am] |
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ok, i went to a blues club and it was absolutely GREAT! the band playing were awsome, and to top iy up they dedicated a song to me and they were really nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways i will explain more but its late like 2 am and i need to sleep! xxxxxxxx and also there is a stupid insect crawling on top of the computer screen and i do not wanna toutch it coz its grossss xx |
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[Aug. 5th, 2005|01:02 am] |
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its like 1.02 AM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! i am missing people now but its fun. its nice tho being with family! i miss Craigy even though he probably think i dont at the moment! we finished watching the princess diaries! lol!!!!!! i am so gonna buy the click five album!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im like in love with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also love charlie from busted! eric dill is the first person i am that crazy about since charlie from BUSTED and Craig of course! |
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[Aug. 5th, 2005|01:01 am] |
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this is the babysitter in new jersey, she is well cool, shes spanish and really nice. i get on well with her.
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| ERIC DILL! |
[Aug. 4th, 2005|07:23 pm] |
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| ERIC DILL! |
[Aug. 4th, 2005|07:14 pm] |
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OK i have found my new obsession!!!!!!!
ERIC DILL IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FIT, I MIGHT JUST DIE IF I LOOK AT HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK MY EYES ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!
HES IN A BAND CALLED THE CLICK FIVE AND HE IS SOOO FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
IVE WATCHED HIS VIDEO LIKE 30 TIMES TODAY!!!!!!! |
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[Jul. 26th, 2005|08:54 am] |
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OK today someone came and broke into my uncles office and stole liek loads of stuff like the tvs and computers... bastards! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 26th, 2005|08:51 am] |
ok this is an email i got its well good!
Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
man
1. ------------
board
Ans. = man overboard
stand
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i
Ans. = I understand
OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
0
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M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
knee
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light
Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)
ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
9. he's / himself
Ans. = he's by himself
10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
12. THINK
Ans. think big !!
And the last one is real fundoo ..
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
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WARNING: Improper use of this email may cause headaches, nausea, runny
nose, diaper rash, watery eyes, postnasal drip, upset stomach,
nervousness, sleeplessness, loss of appetite, increased appetite,
hiccups, hives, tunnel vision, projectile diarrhea, gingivitis,
temporary hallucinations, irreversible brain damage, halitosis, fever,
dizziness, excessive hair growth on the shoulders and back, sore
throat, coughing, the mistaken impression that you can sing, pink-eye,
tennis elbow, runner's knee, athlete's foot, bowler's belly, pitcher's
mound, secretaries' day, author's misanthropism, deja-vu…..deja-vu,
stiffness in joints, stubbed toes, weeping, gnashing of teeth,
drooling, snoring, severe belching and flatulence, vertigo, receding
hairline, dandruff, ring-around-the-collar, stuffy nose, achy-breaky
heart, stink-winky feet, split ends, profuse sweating, paranoia,
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| the american dream |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|07:59 am] |
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YAY im in America!!!!!!!! the flight was really good, but i would be lying if i said i wasnt at all scared. my uncles organizing all these activities for us to do so that we dont get bored. thats sweet. also the tv is good over here, maybe its cozx we have cabel, but in like new york it was CRAP!!!! im really missing people. i was missing fariha like loadssss, and SHE DIDNT PHONE ME I WOULD LIKE T POINT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im also missing craig, i miss him anyways but for over 5 weeks is just rediculous!!!!!!!!! spongue bob square pants is on!! yay byeeeeeeeee peopleeeeee |
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[Jul. 8th, 2005|07:45 pm] |
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oh and also the train home was paked and john was on the fone and he went "HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BOMBS IN THE TRAIN?!" really loudly!!!!!!! |
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[Jul. 8th, 2005|07:44 pm] |
OK THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY TAKEN FROM JOHNS LIVEJOURNAAL
Today was the weirdest day of my life.
Basically, we were up london on a science exhibition trip, and it was all normal. Me and farah and Hayleygog wer walking round aimlessly for ages cos we had time to spare and we heard like an exp[losion, which we thought wos weird, but you know. didnt think about it much. ANYWAY....
After ages of searching we found the KIND OF area this place was supposed to be that we wer going to. Then we ran into becky PV, becky cunningham and helen. Then Mr visser comes along and shows us where the real place is. the funny thing is, me hayley and farah asked about 12 people for directions including a policeman, policewoman, builder and war veteran crew (who gave us TOTALLY directions to like the opposite side of london) and none of them knew where the royal society was, even though it was literally 10 metres from us all hahaha. Anyway before we went in, becky c's dad rung up and said something bout an explosion in the tube and we were like ok, that was at aldgate or something. Then 10 minutes later my mum phones up, and wos like 'there has been 9 explosions, so dont use public transport' So once we got inside, the news was on, and we must have heard one of the explosions, and it turns out the becky crew also did, and Mr visser and like, 20 year tens had just missed an explosion near leicester square. Lucky.
Anyway, we did end up having fun at the exhibition. We met this robot being operated by a man in argentina who i SWEAR was actually up on the restricted second floor (that we hemhem,,,,,,visited). Quite a lot of it was boring but highlights were:
-Farah falling FLAT on her back when she tried to stick a sticker on someones bike. IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFALGUAR SQUARE!!! HAHAHA
-Farah gettingher foot scanned into this thing, and put on the internet.
-Running away from the boring APOLLO man.
-LOADS and LOADS of free stuff
-Exploring the royal society and finding mega cool rooms
-This man, who came up to us and went 'THAT bust, is of my great great great grandfather, oh no, i think its TWO GREATS not 3.' And i was like, it would be 'TWO GREAT' if you went away you FREAK hahaha
-Chasing the robot and sticking stuff on it
-Dr Ruffer turner NUMBER 2
-Seeing einsteins signature HAHAHA and a cool picture of galileo.
-Kim and her crazy singing hahaha
-Kalpen and Peter eating chili chocolate and PETER LOVES SALTY CHOCOLATE
Anyway, we finally got home, after waiting til like 3, cos there wer major terrorist warnings where we were. Everyone was scared on the train, and there wer so many ppl on it, we wer nearly suffocating. But then we wer listening to sum sad technophobe grannies and we wer laughing, and these two men touching eachothers legs in a 'JOKEY' way. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 6th, 2005|08:56 pm] |
LONDON WON THE OLYMPIC BID YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
physics trip with john macKINTOSH and hayleighgogkarn! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 6th, 2005|08:42 pm] |
1. First Name? Farah
2. Were you named after anyone? Friday
3. Do you wish on stars? no
4. Which finger is your favorite?my ring finger
5. When did you last cry? nearly today
6. Do you like your handwriting? yes
8. Any bad habits? getting ill and being a super bitch
9. What is your most embarrassing CD? evenescence, it was a present!
11. Are you a daredevil? yes
12. Do looks matter? a bit
13. How do you release anger? taking it out on others or crying
14. Where is your second home? pakistan!!!!!
15. Do you trust others easily? yeah
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? barbies
17. What class in school do you think is totally shit? MATHS
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes AHAHAHAHHAH
20. What is the most embarassing thing you have ever done? i dont get embarassed anymore
21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? yes and i never will ever again!
22. What are your nicknames? FAZZY K!
23. Would you bungee jump? yes
25. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? no WAY HOZAI
26. Do you think that you are strong willed? SOMETIMES, DEPENDS
27. wots your favorite ice cream flavor? vanilla
29. What are your favorite colours? blue, orange
30. What is your least favorite thing? insects, rodents
31. how many wisdom teeth do you have? no they stopped growig coz i wasnt getting any wiser and then when they did they got pulled out so i am totally UNWISE!!
32. How many people have a crush on you right now? OMG AHAHHAA THAT RUSSLE BOY, URGH
34. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back to you? ERM not rele
35.what colour pants are you wearing? white
36. What are you listening to now? TV
37. Last thing you ate? cant even remember
38. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? red
41. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face
42. Do you like the person who sent you this? NO!
45. Favorite alcoholic drink? MALIBU!
46. Favorite Sport? eating
47. favourite Hair colour? errm green?
48. Eye color? brown
49. Do you wear contacts? no
50. Do u have any siblings? yesh
51. Fave Month? december
52. Favourite food? ravioli and greek yogurt
53. Last movie you watched? dunno
54. Hugs or kisses? both
56. Do you want your friends to write back? u said that already
57. Who is most likely to respond? noone
58. Who is least likely to respond?no one
59. Living arrangements? mum dad brother and sister
60. What book/magazine are you reading? elle
61. What's on your mouse pad? im on my laptop
62. Favorite board game? monopoly/ ludo/ snakes and ladders, all the classics
63. What did you watch on TV last nite? big brother SUGAR RUSH
64.who is ur friend? everyone!
65.who do u fancy? CRAIG!
66. Have you ever fancied a best friend? ............... yeah fariha so turns me on.....
67. Are you getting bored now? Yes |
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[Jun. 27th, 2005|08:00 pm] |
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OMG if i am faced with another snake in a jar i am so gonna chuck it over becky pv, who the fuck is she to tell me what to fuking do!!!!! its not like everyone loves her! |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|08:03 pm] |
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This is me and Zara practasing when arsenal were loosing (just in case they ever do)
This is me and Zara prectasing when arsenal Score
And this is me looking so UNattractive but still looking shexay with a belt on my head!!!! courtasy of Zara Khan
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| MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT EVER!! |
[Jun. 26th, 2005|07:48 pm] |
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ok right yesterday was like the worst day for me EVER, well not ever but it was quite shyte. yesterday we all went to my mums friends house warming party and AS SOON as i stepped out of the car the straps on my shoes snapped, so basically was shoeless. after that this is so cliche BUT also my top was RIGHT UP MY BUM! and somebody had to tell me to take it out HOW EMBARRASING!!!. then later on there was a bbq like around 9.30- 10.00 and i went to the end of their garden and i slipped into their swimming pool and all the lil kids saw and started laughing, but likily i was only wet from my feet till my knees, coz everyone was in the garden i rushed into the bushes to dry myself and then i fell into a HOLE!!!!!!!!! so all the mud stuck onto my wet clothes. and if that wasnt enough i went to go inside and people were looking at me like "WTF" and as i in my leg fell through another hole and this time my leg scraped and it took like a good part of the top bit of my skin off, and seriously by that time EVERYONE was looking at me!!!!!! i felt like DYING, it was the worst day ever!!!!! and then i met this girl called fariha and i was like OMG my best friends called fariha and also she was well nice too. today i went to like a fun fair with my sister and we DID have fun but the rides there was shit , there were like cup rides ahahahahah. and the music was well loud. i met ratika so we talked but other then her not a lot of people i noticed! |
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| CAN SOMEONE KILL MRS BELLIS???? |
[Jun. 24th, 2005|03:54 pm] |
OMG CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST KILL MISS BELLIS. omg she foned me up and was talking to my mum and was like OH FARAHS MISSED EVERY LESSON THIS WEEK. WHAT A GAY and FYI i havent!
URGH SILLY COW!!!!!
we won our bride today in physics and it is now on the wall of physics fame!!!!!
as well as that ok john was singing the british anthem, god save the queen, and mr thind came in and was having a spaz at john and took him with him and told him off for like 15 for disturbing classes in the business block from our physics.... so the sound managed to escape through the closed window, travel all the way down towards the busiiness block then sound go through the door, travel across and go into a classroom where year 13s are ment to have a lesson (which they wont be at) and travel into their imaginary ears!!!!!!! WHAT A GAY!
errrrm also
i stole the book case and put it into the study room, then sally comes and goes "which dickhead done that" !!!!!!!!!! URGH THANKS!
craigys arms are so ruined and his finger was bleeding and i felt well sad, i didnt really i felt guilty no sad.
YES I HATE MRS BELLIS AND SHE DESERVES A SLAP WITH A STINKY FISH ROUND HER FACE! I WISH I STOLE HER SON! |
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